Just a thought. Never try to have sex on Mexican night.
Seriously folks, I don't care how many times you washed your hands, if you been chopping jalapeños, you ain't touching my hardware.
Call this a lesson learned from experience tonight. The oils in the jalapeños mixes really well with the lube and HOLY SHIT!! GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!! and I mean that quite literally too.
So, just to review, unless you want your parts to feel like Godzilla is going down on you (or you're being eaten alive by a colony of fire ants), no chopping jalapeños if you want the nookie!!!
Eat good and be safe :)
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